I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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