he thought i was a dude.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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