Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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