Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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