I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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