i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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