I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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