I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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