I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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