I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
