used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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