I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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