Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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