I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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