The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
