Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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