windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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