I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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