We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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