no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
