some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
