I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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