Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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