this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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