My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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