yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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