I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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