Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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