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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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