she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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