i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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