The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she peed on how many people?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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