You work out of a Hotel?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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