doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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