no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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