if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
