thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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