Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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