There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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