just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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