i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
