watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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