Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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