i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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