i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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