I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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