i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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