To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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