Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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