This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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