the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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